A box of baby bengals
"What? No, I’m sorry, I ordered half a dozen mini bagels —”
"Shut up, we’re keeping them."
the cops are already on their way to your house you sick little fuck.
damn steve and joe was mixed?
It took me a moment.
But then I couldn’t stop laughing.
please watch this
you: hey isozyme, what do you want most in this world?
me: project runway AUs in every fandom
are cats solar powered?? why are they always trying to lie in the sun
what the fuck. i was making a joke but its actually true
say something im giving up on school